| Hello Patient |
hellopatient "Talk to every patient without hiring more staff." AI agents for healthcare Answers every call, text, chat Never sleeps, never sighs Online Now! (always. that's the point) Last Login: 0.4 seconds ago, on the first ring u are caller number: (every caller gets answered. even u. especially u.) |
| Hello Patient's Profile Song |
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"Opus No. 1" — Tim Carleton & Darrick Deel. recorded in a garage in 1989, heard by everyone on hold ever since. the ONE hold song mia respects.
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| Contacting Hello Patient | |
| Visit Website | Book a Call |
| Talk to Mia | Add to Friends |
| Hello Patient's Details | |
| Status: | Answering |
| Agent: | Mia (she's very good) |
| Channels: | Calls, texts, chat — 24/7 |
| Speaks: | ModMed, NextGen, Athena, eClinicalWorks, Zenoti + 10 more EHRs |
| Compliance: | HIPAA, SOC 2 |
| Boss: | Alex (co-founder & CEO — yes, this Alex, the one whose website you're on) |
| URL: | hellopatient.com |
| Hello Patient's Interests |
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General: first rings, full schedules, insurance verification, no-show follow-ups, recall campaigns, empty voicemail boxes Music: hold music (collects it, never subjects patients to it) Heroes: front desk staff who've been doing the job of four people since 2021 Turn-offs: phone trees, "press 7 to hear these options again," waiting rooms full of people who couldn't get through |
| Hold Music Player (4 collectors only) |
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MIAAMP 2.91_ □ ✕
Opus No. 1 (the Cisco classic) *** collected, never inflicted on patients ***
1. Opus No. 1 (the Cisco classic)4:37
2. smooth jazz cover of ur fav song7:12
3. "your call is very important 2 us"0:22
4. beep… beep… beep (ext. mix)9:59
mia keeps these in a shoebox. patients hear a human-sounding voice in 0.4s instead.
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| Friend Space (EHR Edition, Top 8) |
 ModMedbidirectional bestie athenahealthwrites back constantly NextGenknows all the slots eClinicalWorkssyncs w/o drama Zenotimed spa energy AdvancedMDbilling whisperer Veradigmlongtime mutual |
| Official Badge Wall |
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HIPAA
compliant SOC 2 ✓ certified answers on ring 1 best viewed NOT on hold made w/ notepad.exe 0% hold music served |
| Hello Patient is in Alex's extended network (he works here) |
Talk to every patient without hiring more staff.AI agents that pick up every call, text, and chat — so no patient waits and no one burns out. Book a call → Talk to Mia |
| Mia's Line 1 (Live) |
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CONNECTING…
00:00
MIA ANSWERS BEFORE THE SECOND RING // CLICK TO TAKE THE NEXT CALL |
| Try The Old Way™ (Interactive Phone Tree) |
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Thank you for calling. Please listen carefully, as our menu options changed… in 2011. Press any key to begin your journey.
MENU DEPTH: 0
HOLD TIME: 00:00
HOPE: 100%
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| Extremely Real Stats |
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1.3Mconversations
327Kcalls handled
993Kmessages sent
100%answer rate
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| Want a Demo? (Mia Will Call U) |
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Run a practice? Tired of the phone tree from hell up there? Leave your info and a real human (or an unsettlingly good AI) will set you up. Request a demo → goes straight to alex's inbox. answered slower than mia, faster than ur current phone tree.
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| Hello Patient's Blurbs |
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About Hello Patient: An AI agent platform that handles patient calls, texts, and chats for healthcare practices — scheduling, reminders, insurance verification, referral processing, no-show follow-ups, and proactive patient outreach — around the clock, in every specialty's dialect of chaos. Who Hello Patient'd like to meet: Practices whose phone tree has developed sentience, front desks drowning in voicemail, and any patient currently listening to a smooth-jazz cover of a song they used to love. |
| What Hello Patient Does All Day |
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Front office
Every call and text answered. Appointments scheduled, insurance verified. Back office
No-show follow-ups, bill pay, RCM help without the hold queue. Referral processing
AI works the referral pile — intake, processing, patient scheduled. Yes, even the faxed ones. Patient outreach
Reaches out first: reminders, reengagement, follow-ups. On patient timelines, not staff timelines. Growth
Leads converted, recalls run, lapsed patients reconnected. EHR native
Reads and writes your EHR like it's been on staff for years. |
| Hello Patient's Pics |
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| Hello Patient's Friends Comments |
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A PATIENT Yesterday 08:57 AM someone answered on the first ring and i was not emotionally prepared for that VOICEMAIL 2 days ago 11:31 PM nobody visits me anymore. i used to have 47 unread. i was somebody. ALEX (CEO) 3 days ago 02:18 AM thanks 4 the add!! also please leave a 5-star review. mia is watching. lovingly. |
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i ate lunch sitting down today. a real lunch. away from the phone. thank u