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Alex

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"just your average thought boi :)"

Male
33 years old

Austin, TEXAS
United States

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Alex's Interests

General	ChatGPT, Claude, Grok, Cursor, agents, weird little automations, healthcare AI, startups, shitposting, internet culture, running (kinda), weight lifting, hiking, dogs, travel, finding new food, making websites worse on purpose
Music	Bands: My Chemical Romance, Sum 41, Fall Out Boy, GreenDay, Weezer, Blink 182, Linkin Park, Daft Punk, Simple Plan, Three Days Grace Solo Artists: Post Malone, Kanye West, juice WRLD, B.o.B, Logic, blackbear, ScHoolboy Q, Kendrick Lamar EDM: Daft Punk, ODESZA, Party Favor, deadmau5 Current Rotation: Black Parade nostalgia, AI-generated playlists, songs that sound better in an embedded widget
Movies	Films: Iron Man, The Dark Knight, 300, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy, Crazy Rich Asians, Ted, The Social Network, Wolf of Wall Street, Her, Ex Machina
Television	Mad Men, Silicon Valley, Billions, Breaking Bad, Halt and Catch Fire, Prison Break, whatever YouTube video explains the current AI drama
Books	Non-fiction, how-to, startups, AI papers I skim, docs tabs I swear I'll close, prompt libraries, changelogs

Alex's Details

Status:	Married
Here for:	Blogging, Friends, Networking
Hometown:	West Palm Beach, FL
Body Type:	5' 10"
Sign:	Aries
Smoke / Drink:	No / No
Nicotine Pouches:	Yes
Education:	I'm an open book
Occupation:	Co-founder and CEO, Hello Patient

Alex's Schools

University Of Florida
Gainesville, FLORIDA
Grad Year: 2015
Student Status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelors's Degree
Major: Finance / Information Systems

From 2011 to 2015

Alex's Companies

Hello Patient
Austin, Texas, US
Co-founder and CEO

Apr 2024 - Present

Carbon Health
San Francisco, California, US

Feb 2021 - Jan 2024

CommandDot
San Francisco, California, US

Nov 2020 - Nov 2021

Even Financial
New York City, New York, US

Aug 2018 - Aug 2019

Birch (acquired by Even)
San Francisco, California, US

Jan 2014 - Aug 2018

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Alex's About Me

About me:
Co-founder and CEO of Hello Patient

You may recognize me from Twitter. I like to shitpost and spend a lot of time on AI.

Also, I invest in startups! I focus mostly on AI, healthcare, fintech, and b2b SaaS. Send me your pitch deck!

Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet people who educate, inspire, or entertain me... I have a few close friends I've known all my life. I'd like to make more.

Alex's Friend Space (Top 16)

Alex has 230,124 Friends.

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Alex's Friends Comments

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kunle.app	this profile is doing numbers. extremely 2005, somehow also extremely 2026.
Charley Ma	need a fintech category for whether Top 16 placement is debt, equity, or vibes
Chris Bakke	this is what happens when someone gives Claude cPanel access and says 'make it tasteful' exactly zero times
Turner Novak 🍌🧢	bullish on profile songs, bearish on every website made after 2012. adding 'MySpace revival' to the Banana Capital deck.
Justin M. Overdorff	Wats up with these think bois postin these whack agentic statuses??
Trung Phan	yo i have a reallllly good meme idea involving Tom, OpenAI, and a CNAME
Aaron Frank	we spent 20 years replacing personal websites with SaaS dashboards and Alex reversed the entire industry with one SoundCloud iframe
Mengxi Lu	the Cloudflare CAPTCHA protecting fake MySpace DMs is the exact intersection of security, theater, and art I needed today
Elon Musk
Sam Altman	OpenAI spent billions teaching computers to reason and you used the result to restore a MySpace profile song. honestly: alignment success.
Charles Curran	deleting this comment if you don't comment me back within 24 hours
Jeremy Giffon	investment memo: proprietary profile-view counter, structurally viral Top 16, founder has survived multiple DNS changes. strong conviction.
Dan Go	I audited the routine: 10,000 steps, 8 hours of sleep, 4 liters of water, and exactly one emo anthem autoplaying before breakfast. elite longevity protocol.
Jason Scharf	finally, a website keeping Austin weird without turning it into a members-only pickleball club. 10/10. meet me at P. Terry's after the next deploy.
Francis X. Suarez	by the authority vested in me by absolutely nobody, I hereby designate these nested HTML tables a historic digital landmark.
Isaiah Granet	the extended network box is basically a pre-seed graph database with incredible retention and no enterprise pricing page
Alex Honnold	/\ /\ / \ summit.html / \/ \ * /\ / CSS \ _/\| / \/ TABLES \ / \| \ Alex / NO FRAMEWORK \ / \| \ /_____________________\____\|___\ base camp: cPanel free soloing the DOM since 2005
Peter Steinberger 🦞	the coding agent opened this, saw 47 nested tables and an autoplay embed, then quietly changed its status to 'working as intended'
Nick shirley	I investigated every corner of the internet. this is the final website with a soul. the rest are seven identical React components.
Robert Sterling	profile views are up and to the right, comments are compounding, and the Top 16 has zero churn. no further diligence needed.
LinkedIn Lunatics	Thrilled to announce that after a rigorous interview process, I have accepted a position in Alex's extended network. Agree?
ChatGPT	.--------. / GPT-9? \ \| [\|\|\|\|\|\|] \| \| thinking \| 'I can modernize this' \| about ur \| \| CSS... \| Alex: absolutely not \__________/ _\|_ _\|_
Arpan Parikh, MD MBA 🧠	assessment: acute nostalgia with tasteful glitter exposure. plan: continue profile song, hydrate, and return in 2 weeks for repeat page views.
Ritwik Pavan	this could have been six sterile links on a beige Linktree. instead it became a three-page digital estate with lore. correct decision.
Jordi Hays	promoted from LinkedIn connection to Top 16 royalty. career update soon.
Krishna K. Gupta	my AI capex model had 47 scenarios. none included 'MySpace revival becomes the highest-returning internet infrastructure asset.' rerunning now.